Gucci is synonymous with luxury, flair and pushing the boundaries of what is stylish and fashionable. But what if Gucci expanded its horizons and entered the technology industry? Imagine a world where Gucci gadgets are as popular as its iconic clothing, handbags, and belts. Here’s a tongue-in-cheek look at how Gucci’s input could change the world of technology forever.
If Gucci made a smartphone
Forget about today’s plethora of aluminum, steel, or metal finishes. A Gucci smartphone will become an accessory to flaunt. Imagine a phone covered in premium Italian leather, adorned with gold-plated buttons and, of course, featuring the iconic Double G logo on the back. Phone cases come with fabrics that can be changed depending on the season, from floral prints to reptile skin. Who cares about the specs when it’s so attractive? Sure, it might freeze during a Zoom call, but it’ll look great while it does. The best feature may be the camera. A photo taken with a Gucci smartphone camera could pass for Beyoncé’s signature photo shoot quality.
If Gucci made a laptop
A Gucci laptop won’t just sit on your desk, it’ll turn heads. Say goodbye to minimalist MacBook designs and coveted Windows fashions for a laptop with a jewel-encrusted 360-degree flippable screen on the back and a quilted silk trackpad (silk optional). So why use plastic?). Need a Gucci-approved laptop bag? Naturally, it’s going to be a flashy piece with tassels, fur trim, and enough embellishments to turn heads in any cafe. What’s the price tag? Now, let’s say you might have to sell what you currently own, perhaps an expensive laptop, and a kidney. But there’s no need to worry about that. There’s bound to be a Gucci gadget that screams “We’ve arrived!”
What if Gucci made smart glasses?
Smart glasses have always been a bit…well, geeky. But everything will change if Gucci gets involved. Think oversized aviator frames with classic Gucci stripes on the arms, paired with a tech feature that displays Instagram notifications directly on the lens (because who wants to see your latest outfit posts? (There are other ways to find out if you like it.) Glasses are probably too heavy to wear for more than an hour, but fashion is a pain. With these Gucci smart glasses, you don’t need vision correction. All you need is a strong neck and a desire to be noticed.
If Gucci made a smartwatch
a gucci Rather than telling people the time, smartwatches will tell people who you are. Imagine a watch that tracks your steps, calories, and Instagram likes while dripping with crystals. Every time you reach a fitness goal, you’ll see a message on your little screen that says, “Gucci, baby!” You can minimize it to the regular watch interface, which looks very realistic, and you can also pinch to expand it back to the smartwatch interface. The ultimate Gucci smartwatch that will keep you perfectly on time and at least be fashionably late.
What if Gucci made wireless earphones? gadget
Wireless earbuds have become a must-have for music lovers and commuters, but if Gucci has their way, they could become more than just a convenient audio device. Tiny earbuds, encased in sleek snail shells, stick out of your ears like ice cream cones or below your ears like curled horn earrings with the Gucci logo etched in gold. Imagine it hanging down in a spiral. Forget your run-of-the-mill silicone tips. Gucci’s earphones come with velvet earpieces (practical or not). Each earbud emits a soft “Gucci” chime when paired with your phone or charging case. Miniature leather box with monogrammed clasp. One thing’s for sure: With these Gucci earphones, you won’t be able to hear your “haters.”
If Gucci made a game console
Come on, PlayStation, Gucci’s game console is truly a work of art. Covered in hand-stitched leather and featuring controller buttons made from polished marble, this console will leave you wondering if you should actually play it or just display it.
Gucci is launching limited-edition consoles with unique skins like snakeskin and zebra print, at jaw-dropping prices, of course. What about games? Forget Call of Duty. You will level up. runway rushis an immersive fashion game where you strut down a digital catwalk and earn points for coordinating your outfits and sunshades. A Gucci gadget for gamers with a true sense of luxury.
If Gucci made a Bluetooth speaker
You won’t believe it comes as a black portable speaker that blends into the background. Gucci Bluetooth speakers are the centerpiece of any room. Designed to look like a mini-trunk with brass corners and leather straps, it lets your favorite songs ring out with clarity and class. Gucci gadgets don’t just sound good, they also look good. doing it that. There should be a tax on visitors and neighbors who have the opportunity to listen to the speakers. Because they shouldn’t experience such expensive sounds for free.
Who will be the first buyers of these luxury Gucci gadgets?
For Nigerians, the first purchasers of these Gucci gadgets are probably… hmm… maybe we should just shut up about it and allow you to make predictions. But on a global level, celebrities like Beyoncé, Rihanna, Sarah Michelle and Kanye are sure to be in the front row of owners of Gucci gadgets.
Final thoughts on whether Gucci made gadgets
Remember, the day Gucci decided to enter the world of technology, we first saw the predictions on TechCabal.
